Uhhhhh

catholic priest drag king called Father Issues

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— David Cronenberg, Consumed

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exitwound:
no-need-to-apply:
exitwound:
i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion
this is the most unhelpful post ever
do i look like a fucking faq to you
#f slur
is it a slur to ask questions frequently

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sovietnam:

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fluffypotatey:

What car brand is your enemy on the road?
Mazda
Ford
Nissan…….
Toyota
Chevy
Kia
Honda
Infiniti
Suburu
Accura
Trucks…..just trucks, I hate them
some other brand I forgor (let me know in the tags)
See Results
Feel free to specify which model of car it is! For example, Honda CRVs: none of them know how to fucking drive >:( Meanwhile, all Nissans are my enemies by principle

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heich0e:

this is the realest tweet i have ever seen in my life

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abbylonian-deactivated20220825:

a pastry is more than a snack or little treat it is medicinal. it’s a vitamin

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kratt09:

kratt09:
people who don’t wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
thats not the word I meant to use

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sandmandaddy69:

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coffeepeople:

sometimes I wonder how we all survive and then I look at my best friends and I go “oh, I survive because I don’t want to leave you yet” and it makes sense. life is so hard a lot of the time, but I want one more bowl of pasta with you.

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libbyframe: