theywontletmebeprincipal:

catholic priest drag king called Father Issues

becomingvecna:

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— David Cronenberg, Consumed

exitwound:

exitwound:

no-need-to-apply:

exitwound:

i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

this is the most unhelpful post ever

do i look like a fucking faq to you

#f slur

is it a slur to ask questions frequently

fluffypotatey:

What car brand is your enemy on the road?

Mazda

Ford

Nissan…….

Toyota

Chevy

Kia

Honda

Infiniti

Suburu

Accura

Trucks…..just trucks, I hate them

some other brand I forgor (let me know in the tags)

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Feel free to specify which model of car it is! For example, Honda CRVs: none of them know how to fucking drive >:( Meanwhile, all Nissans are my enemies by principle

heich0e:

this is the realest tweet i have ever seen in my life

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abbylonian-deactivated20220825:

a pastry is more than a snack or little treat it is medicinal. it’s a vitamin

kratt09:

kratt09:

people who don’t wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

thats not the word I meant to use

coffeepeople:

sometimes I wonder how we all survive and then I look at my best friends and I go “oh, I survive because I don’t want to leave you yet” and it makes sense. life is so hard a lot of the time, but I want one more bowl of pasta with you.

libbyframe:

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Witch cat

talonabraxas:

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Beast
Aleksandra Czudżak

Anonymous:

Looks like someone got a visit from the autism fairy

palm-top-tiger:

this is the funniest way to point out a new interest